Q: How many Microsoft tech support people does it

Q: How many Microsoft tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working
fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay. Now exactly how dark
is it? Okay, there could be 4 or 5 things […]

Favorite Joke of the Day - Eight

Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2
for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Favorite Joke of the Day - Are blind pilots flying?

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated
waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin
walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the
pilot is using […]

Favorite Joke of the Day - There is a blond on the plane

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on
an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the
plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat
and starts shouting, “BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO…..”
She sort of forgets where she is, even […]

Favorite Joke of the Day - Giving very odd excuses

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally
ran up, panting heavily.
“Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I
ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm,
bought a horse but […]

Favorite Joke of the Day - Recruiting any and all pilots

The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally
intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He
directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young
men and women be invited.
As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, […]

Favorite Joke of the Day - True Story

I work at a bank and one day we received a call from one of our branches that
was having problems with the keyboard at one of their drive-up stations.
I ask the teller what was wrong and she replied, “Our keyboard will not work,
they keys are stuck!”
I asked several questions and it turns out that some […]