Favorite Joke of the Day - Crazy Laws in California

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern,
school, or place of worship.
-Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and
elephants.
-Bathhouses are against the law.
-In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same
guidelines as cats and dogs.
-No vehicle without a driver […]