Favorite Joke of the Day - Punchlines With Absolutely No Context

“No, no, no!” said the penguin, “I suffer from Seasonal
Affective Disorder!”
“Surprise! Surprise! That’s not my ear canal either!”
Oh no! The leak is coming from the Global Positioning
Satellite System again!
“Mommy Mommy,” Little Johnny replied, “is that why the
soufflé is burnt?”
“Tokyo?” Said the nun, “You fool, I said take the hoe!”
And then my dad farted and it […]