Favorite joke shopping trip downtown

I recently went on a shopping trip downtown with my friend. While riding the bus on our way back home it stopped and let a drunk man get on.

I new he was drunk because he could hardly walk up the aisle, he was staggering so much. Guess where he sat down? Right next to my friend. Unfortunately, my friend is not very tactful.

"I've got news for you" she said as she looked him up and down.

"You're going straight to hell!"

All of a sudden the man started, then jumped up out of his seat shouting, "I'm on the wrong bus!"