Halloween Jokes – Halloween Humor – Funny Jokes

Halloween Jokes – Halloween Humor – Funny Jokes

Q. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash? A. a squashed pumpkin pie.

Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? A. Ok, that’s a wrap.

Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? A. Give him screws.

Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman? A. A headache.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business? A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. What’s a monsters favorite desert? A. I-Scream!!

Q. Riddle: the maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? A. a coffin.

Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations? A. They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q. Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? A. He was dying to get to the other side!!

Q. What did the corpse’ mom do when her son was bad? A. Ground him

Q. Why was the mummy so tense? A. Because he was all wound up.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A. A cereal killer.

Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins? A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.

Q. What did the bird say on Halloween? A. Trick or tweet!

Q. What was the mummies’ vacation like? A. Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A. A pumpkin patch!!!

Q. Who are some of the were-wolves cousins? A. The what-wolves and when-wolves.