Joke of the Day – Heard By Technicians

Joke of the Day – Heard By Technicians

Things heard by tech support:

Customer: “Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?”

Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) “I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn’t help.”

Customer: “I have Microword Soft.”

Customer: “Microwave Windows?”

Customer: “It’s not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive.”

Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.”

Customer: “I have Netscape Regulator.”

Customer: “Uhh…I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure.”

Customer: “I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem.”

Customer: “I have Microscope Exploiter.”

Customer: “I have Netscape Complicator.”