Political Correctness Gone Awry

TEAPOT NURSERY RHYME

I’m a size challenged teapot, small in stature and generous of girth

Here is my non-judgmental holding device and

here is my non-pressurized, safety device enabled, fluid releasing orifice.

When I feel temperature augmented and in need of external expression

Then I exclaim in an elevated decibel, yet non-threatening verbal tone,

Adjust my angle and release my non-caffeinated, dairy free organic

contents.