Favorite Joke of the Day - Two Bags

Humphrey comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“Sand,” answered Humphrey. The guard says, “Well, we’ll see about that. Get off
the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing […]