Funny New Puppy Joke

How to Photograph a New Puppy
1. Remove film from box and
load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy’s
mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and
brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background
for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and
focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty
sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused
spot and return to camera.
8. [...]