Some Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy:
Monitor all home appliances hourly, recording all vital information (ie: plugged in, lights come on when doors open, etc)
Do not flush the toilet for five days to simulate the smell of 40 people using the same commode.
Cut your hair weekly, making it shorter each time, until you look [...]
JOKE OF THE DAY HARD TO PLEASE
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The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the beach
for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and rumbled in a
thr...
13 years ago
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