A Compliment
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
“I look horrible. I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
He never even heard the shot!
JOKE OF THE DAY HARD TO PLEASE
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The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the beach
for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and rumbled in a
thr...
13 years ago
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